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Update (09-22-11): Finally, a white iPhone


omg iPhone 4s
(Updated: 10-14-11)

omg iOS5
(Updated: 10-12-11)

omg iCloud
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omg OS X Lion
(Updated: 7-20-11)

omg new Mac Mini. Skeet skeet!
(Updated: 7-20-11)

omg new Macbook Air
(Updated: 7-20-11)

ooommmgggg iPad 2!!!!!!!!
(Updated: 3-11-11)

omg Macbook Air
(Updated: 10-20-10)

ogm I spelled omg wrong
(Updated: 10-19-10)

omg Apple TV
(Updated: 09-01-10)

omg new iPod Shuffle!
(Updated: 09-01-10)

omg new Nano
(Updated: 09-01-10)

omg new iTouch
(Updated: 09-01-10)

omg iPhone 4!!! Retina display my niggggaaaazzzz!!!!
(Updated: 06-24-10)



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